Dov Davidoff – funny alien coming from Mars

Dov Davidoff is an alien coming from Mars to invade earth with his funny and hilarious comedy. If you haven’t heard yet, Dov Davidoff grew up in a junkyard, lost his virginity at age twelve with a prostitute in Mexico. And he’s a very funny stand up comedian.

“Since when did anybody think they could put Paris Hilton in front of a camera and have it not turn out pornographic? That would be like taking a picture of Barney and then flipping out because there was a purple dinosaur in the middle of your photograph.”

“I was at this girl’s house, and I didn’t have any condoms. She goes, “That’s OK.” She hands me a Magnum condom she had in a drawer. A Magnum! The fucking package looks like a CD case. I said, “Thanks. If we go fly-fishing, I can stand in these, like sea boots.” – Dov Davidoff

Check out this Dov Davidoff funny videos

Comedian Dov Davidoff stops by the CD101 Morning Show to share some of his tips for dealing with people.

The Point Is The Point Is [Explicit]

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